Why My Bed Hates Me...

First it tried to jump off a balcony when I first got here and I ended up finding it drapped over a blanket. And did I ask it any questions?...no I took it back into my room like a loving parent and enjoyed my bed. Until today. Again I try to do something nice and hang it outside to air-out, and indirectly it spites me again. Today was a clear sunny day when I went to work. But not when i got back! It was pouring out when I got back home and my bed decided to take a shower. AHHHHH, I cant win with this third world bed. Tomorrow is the beginning of my weekend, and it looks like im off to buy a bed.